The Most Hilarious Facebook Reviews for Haunted Attractions

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The Internet has put an entire world of information and answers at our fingertips, forever changing the way we interact and learn. The Internet has also given people the opportunity to publicly review anything they want.

I’m not saying this is an entirely bad thing. I use services like Yelp fairly frequently to discover some off-the-beaten-path restaurants and stores. At the same time, I know I’ve probably overlooked some really amazing places simply because they had one or two negative reviews or even worse – no reviews at all.

Recently, I came across a few Facebook pages of some quality haunted houses and saw some completely irrational and unfair reviews. Rather than dwell on the potential bummer this is for our friends who pour their hearts and souls into their haunted houses, we decided to showcase a few of the funniest we found.

 

THE 13TH FLOOR  HAUNTED HOUSE – Denver

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Evidently she liked it so much that she was unable to see straight enough to spell or click an appropriate rating.

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Seems like this should’ve been a five star rating, right?

 

THE 13TH FLOOR HAUNTED HOUSE – Phoenix

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It almost seems like some sort of post-modern art joke.


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There’s nothing funny about a very pregnant woman expressing her opinion. Unless her opinion is on a haunted house and simply reads, “Wack!”

 

BLACKOUT HAUNTED HOUSE – New York, Los Angeles

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We’re not quite sure if this guy is going to haunted houses for the right reason…

 

BLOOD MANOR – New York

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A “pro” indeed.

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Could it be that he was trying to….SCARE YOU?

 

DARKSYDE ACRES HAUNTED HOUSE – Michigan

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This comment has given me some truly innovative business ideas.

 

FALLSBURG HAUNTED HOUSE – Kentucky

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I truly hope that she meant “nearly” instead of “neatly”.

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FEAR FAIR – Indiana

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A haunt so effective that it transformed this shirtless man into a zombie.


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To be fair, I’ve been in four late night fights over hot dogs. Although those fights only earned a one star rating.

 

FINAL FEAR – New York

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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A fair and comprehensive review.


FRIGHT MANOR – Indiana

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“Can you also bring me a lemon-lime soda and a bean burrito? And call my boss and tell her that I’m sick?”

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Aw, cmon.

 

SCAREHOUSE – Pennsylvania

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I can’t stop laughing at this visual.

 

STATESVILLE HAUNTED PRISON – Illinois

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Hey, some people pay extra for that.

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YES.

 

 THE FEAR EXPERIENCE HAUNTED HOUSE – Ohio

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Tough question.

 

HOUSE OF HORRORS & HAUNTED CATACOMBS – New York

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Entertaining comment, sure, but check out that name and the selection of cleaning products in their profile picture.

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A young woman’s response after the haunt asked what horror celebrities they wanted to see this year.

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Finally, the haunters strike back.

 

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One Response to The Most Hilarious Facebook Reviews for Haunted Attractions

  1. Rob says:

    Thanks, glad you liked that one…… goes to show that you just cant please everyone no matter how many naked girls you put in there…..




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