12 Weird Things to be Thankful For

Everyone at FrightProps is in a total turkey coma except for me, The Blogmaster. While I could use this time alone as a way to eat all of the lunchmeat or rig up traps for my co-workers (our fabricator wired up a psycho blaster air horn┬áprop to murder my ears after leaving the bathroom), I’ve decided to compile a small collection of weird things for the most overlooked holiday in horror – THANKSGIVING.

Enjoy this small but freakish collection of bizarre Turkey and Thanksgiving themed photos and videos.

 

12. These Turkeys With Different Heads

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11. This Insane  Tofu Turkey

What.

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10. The Addams Family interpretation of Thanksgiving

“For all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”

 

9. This Guy Delivering a Religious Speech in Front of a Noose


Happy Thanksgiving, You’re Doomed!

 

8. Thanksgiving in Vietnam, 1970

“When I hit that old bird and threw him under the basket, he was floppin’ like a wild indian. But hey, that’s whatcha’ gotta do when you’re in Vietnam. He was a tough old bird. We didn’t have a stove to cook him in, either. To be truthful, we had a box that we had purchased from downtown that had a gas burner inside, but there were no controls for the temperature or anything.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaSaYYdoJ38

 

7. Evil Children’s Thanksgiving

The most controversial video on the internet with three views (as of this posting).

 

6. This Turkey Costume We Sell

Dress shoes not included.
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5. Weird Al’s Take on Thanksgiving

Fun Fact: Weird Al is a vegetarian.

4. Weird Paul’s Take on Thanksgiving

What’s so odd about this guy is that I actually found another one of his videos on the internet when I was doing research on The Go-Go’s. It’s a parody called “We Got the Meat”.

3. This Amazing Illustration

 

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2. Morty the Turkey Vulture Halloween Costume

Alright – we’re impressed.


 

1. Blood Freak – The Movie About a Turkey-Man Who Kills Drug Addicts

 


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